2013/12/16
心靈加油站-寬心點
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心靈加油站
朋友傳來的加油鷄湯，在接近一年的結束時， 讓大家也寬心點， 迎接新一年的挑戰!
<寬心點>
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命是爸媽給的•﹏•珍惜點
路是自己走的•﹏•小心點
配偶是自找的•﹏•忍着點
朋友是相互的•﹏•幫着點
幸福是感知的•﹏•看開點
煩惱是自找的•﹏•健忘點
心態是練就的•﹏•平和點
友情是培養的•﹏•純潔點
成功是付出的•﹏•努力點
失敗是難免的•﹏•寬心點
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<人！爭什麼呢？>
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有糧千担，也是一日三餐；
有錢萬貫，也是黑白一天；
洋房十座，也是睡榻一間；
寶車百乘，也是有愁有煩；
高官厚祿，也是每天上班；
妻妾成群，也是一夜之歡；
山珍海味，也是一副肚腩；
榮華富貴，也是過眼雲烟；
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<一位老人的忠告，值得收藏一生！>
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酒逢知己要少飲，話到舌尖留三分。
緊睜眼睛慢張口，惡語傷人生禍根。
狐朋狗友害人命，骨血親情連着筋。
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人得一生搏為餅，得了飯碗養育恩。
父母的恩深如海，夫妻情誼心連心。
生兒育女防備老，人流後世草留根。
長江後浪推前浪，世間新人趕舊人。
攢下黃金幾百斗，臨死不能帶分文。
爭名奪利幾十載，一縷青烟化灰塵。
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2013/12/08
麵包樂
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生活點滴
麵包樂
早前因看到ㄧ些對樂聲牌人氣麵包機的討論，於是又重燃叮叮家對烘麵包的興趣。 叮叮終於敵不住引誘，也潮一番買了ㄧ部麵包機回來。 果然新的科技真的改善了許多， 製作麵包變得輕鬆許多。 這樣也讓富實驗精神的威亷創作了一些奇怪的麵包，如豆豉鯪魚包， 煙燻蜆肉包等等。
但是朋友們最感興趣的還是家中切麵包的用具! 因應朋友要求也拍下短片分享分享。
在購買麵包機時也對麵包機的歴史作了少少研究。 原來最早的家用麵包機1986年由日本一家公司發明，而且是圓形的。 後來因為圓形的麵包與坊間購買的麵包不相似，所以最後改為方形! 人的心理實在太奇怪啊！
2013/12/02
流行歌古文版-《老鼠愛大米》
流行歌古文版
近日叮叮因發現了android的"多看閱讀器". 它除了字體美觀外， 還可以購買中文電子書。 令叮叮ㄧ家也八古起來。
最近在感恩節大減價時以ㄧ元人民幣購買了這本十分有趣的電子書。 裏面除了將一些經典古文以現代中文生動的手法演繹外， 還將一些流行曲歌詞編成古文! 令到那古板的文言文也活潑起來，果然它或許真的能搶救那將死去的文言文!
《老鼠愛大米》
我聽見你的聲音，
有種特別的感覺，
讓我不斷想不敢再忘記你。
我記得有一個人，
永遠留在我心中，
哪怕只能夠這樣地想你。
如果真的有一天，
愛情理想會實現，
我會加倍努力好好對你永遠不改變。
不管路有多麼遠，
一定會讓它實現，
我會親親在你耳邊對你説（對你説），
我愛你愛著你，
就像老鼠愛大米，
不管有多少風雨我都會依然陪著你。
我想你想著你，
不管有多麼的苦，
只要能讓你開心我什麼都願意，
這樣愛你。
詩經體《鼠嗜米》
吾聞君聲，乃有異覺。
輾轉思之，毋敢相忘。
君在我心，永難忘之。
若當其日，諸願皆償。
吾愛靜女，上可鑒之。
途遠且艱，吾可誓之。
吾愛靜女，如鼠嗜米。
風來雨打，永世同心。
君在我心，縱苦縱難。
唯願君喜，九死無悔。
離騷體《鼠米賦》
吾聞汝音兮，心有異異然。
魂魄思之不反兮，忽忽何相忘。
吾心有汝兮，從此永難離。
如今唯思一念兮，又恐如何之。
吾得汝配兮，變而山川震。
縱路遠而途難兮，上下求索之。
吾心慕汝兮，如鼠夢想米。
披凄風戴苦雨兮，然不 離不棄。
吾心念汝兮，黃連复蜜糖。
得汝歡悅足以兮，廢雲鶴而縱。
叮叮威廉版
2013/11/30
盜賊新概念 WHO ARE THE REAL ROBBERS
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盜賊新概念!
早前在面書看到這篇文章， 引用了許多現代的管理概念，非常有趣。 唉… 慨嘆今時今曰做賊都要與時並進啊！
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WHO ARE THE REAL ROBBERS
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you." Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called ..."Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The
bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
This is called ..."Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got." The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The
bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
SO WHO ARE THE REAL ROBBERS HERE?
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